P.S: Read the entire text before forming any judgement. Begin with teaching yourself that attaining maturity is contingent on the numerical value of the number of years you spend on this planet. Congratulations! This will already force you to overlook all your illogical and unjustified acts quite easily. Overshadowed by the belief that with time your thinking skills will enhance enough to lead you to leading life according to the supposed untouched rules of living life, you will determinedly keep away from all things that make sense, crossing out at least 25-30 years of your life. Bravo, you've already laid down the perfect foundations of raising a mindless being. Now let's move onto your ability to differentiate between the right path and others. Jumble up your thoughts between discrimination, judging individuals and recognition of the right and wrong. You will most likely end up with a misguided and confused person who will judge people when certainly it is wrong providing all sorts of evidence in support and will do the exact opposite when it is the need of time to recognize the wrong. This individual will talk about humanity, freedom, rights and all the topics that we need to understand but their thoughts will be so entangled that they will imply the right rules in the wrong places. You will judge others for condemning murder and you will refuse to understand one cannot force people to lead lives as he/she wills. You will become accustomed to supporting sins and trampling human rights by accusing others of developing opinions about people, but you will also refuse to nudge from your beliefs when it comes to someone's individual choices that are harmless to all except those becoming a part of their choice. With that you have already begun to master the art of taming yourself the 'right' way. Now make yourself realize acquiring education and learning things are pretty much the same thing. This will guide you to merely only read, rot learn and speak, matters of worldly education. Moral education? Congratulations you are already successful in getting rid of the acceptance of that in your mind. Moral education evolves from the part where you understand the in depth meaning of what you read to attain a degree, that is the real learning. But whoever even needs that. Kids it is enough for you to read what Charles Dickens wrote to sit in an examination. Who even cares about the moral of the story. You are acquiring education which is enough, there is nothing else you need to learn. Ah you must be so pleased with your progress, right? Now let me quickly add a few more points for you to reach level 1 of your training. Begin with shutting down your brain to all sorts of thought-provoking matters, top that up with up refusal to look or ponder upon anything that you may not believe, add a touch of arrogance to your personality believing you are the perfect individual, spice things up with rejection and condemnation of the ability to work together with others, add a hint of abusiveness to your communication, make violence a priority and finally fiercely decline anyone's words in such a manner that they find no difference between you and animal, ending up opting out to ever debate with you. Heartiest felicitations my child, you have already surpassed a major stage of your course. Now move onto level 2. Let's see what is the finest to begin with. Ah, how could I miss it before? Intolerance, let it overpower you to all possible extents. Let no aspect of your behavior cause others believe they could reason with you and reach to an outcome collectively. Consensus should have no standing on your dictionary of life. Now indulge yourself in a superiority complex. Consider it your born duty to force others to feel inferior to you. The perfect addition to this would be reject the rule of law, exactly what you need right now. Of course how could I forget the right add-ons to this. Learn to walk away from all your responsibilities, social, moral or of any other type. Believe that is your right to renounce anything that harms you and your actions, completely ignoring the fact that it may be positive for others. Abide by nothing but the limitations you set for yourself, irrespective of the fact that they may even be causing you to trespass someone else's. Anger, let that little darling guide you in your public dealings, and become highly impulsive and quick to react, paying no attention to the future of your actions. Confuse yourself when interacting with others, doubt their intentions. Don't only limit yourself to doubting them but make them suffer for them even before they take any step. Supposedly if you ever turn out to be wrong in your judgement, never apologize. That is definitely a complete no no in your world. Wow! You are progressing quite quickly. You are already on level 3. Now this level consists of some quick measures you need to take. Learn the value of money and that is precisely all you should value in your life. Throw away the word ethics and never let it cross your path ever again. Believe in individuality and only individuality, you grew on a tree man you have no family no friends who's lives are linked with yours. Guide yourself to understand that sharing responsibilities, burdens and sacrificing for others are laughable concepts. You should never ever intend to benefit others if it is of no benefit to you or in any way may even slightly effect you in a dis-pleasurable manner. Harbor all sorts of grudges in your heart, you aren't born to forget and forgive. Believe in anything and everything you hear, give no consideration to time for making observations or any research. Let materialism command your thoughts and greed be your only source of motivation. Rate things in terms of profits and evaluate everything only in terms of enhancement of personal satisfaction and assets. Amazing! You are already way ahead of what I expected. Now moving to the most important level, level 4. Start with blinding yourself to recognize the rights of anyone around you. Now as much as possible learn to purposely trample over them. When they question your actions, get verbal, get physical, but never ponder upon their words. Believe in the ideology that you are entitled to no questioning of your actions, so anyone who speaks of karma to you, shut them down instantly. Fully agree with this that you are only born to succeed and failure is something you will never have to face, this way you will neither double check your decisions nor will you fear their outcomes. Reciprocation of someone's goodwill towards you is not your duty because you precisely don't believe that anything anyone can do has effects on you, you are born to reach the top, that's it. You aren't bound to return love to anyone who cares for you so never let that thought bother you. Keep people in your lives as long as they benefit you, their existence otherwise is unnecessary. Begin to perceive yourself as a being of supreme authority not only in your life but in those of others, shape their future exactly as you will. You are most certainly not bound to consider what they want, need or what is best for them. You are the man of ultimate power, rule over them like a king. Finally nullify any positive thought that enters your mind and lay the basis of your actions on evils, preach negativity. A round of applause for you. You are now successfully enslaved by your will to succeed! It wouldn't have been possible without your constant determination to 'progress'. (SATIRE)
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